Matt's Pickup Line of the Week

I have a secret to tell you all.  During the week I just try to think of the most ridiculous pickup lines to spit at girls for the weekend. I Come up with at least 3-4 new lines a week, so lucky for you I'll share at least one a week that you can try at any given time, fair warning though as these pickup lines will get you instantly laid and will make even the most stuck up girls D.T.F.  So without further ado here is this weeks pickup line.


Post up at the bar and let the eye wondering begin, once you find your target go up to her and introduce yourself  loudly (Volume is key) women respect noise.  The introduction should include you telling her that you're a boss and don’t elaborate. Like, at all.  For example Just say “Yo, I'm (insert your name). And Imma BAWS” The key is to pronounce boss with a W.  This will lead her to looked confused and when she replies "what?" just sigh really heavy like she’s stupid or something. Then count to 5 in your head for a quick awkward moment, Look into her eyes and just start rapping about  how Shaniqua don't live here no mo, don't break eye contact! Then break out a little dance,  the stankey leg can work her but I recommend doing one of my favorites; the sexy push up.  Take a Quick break and tell her your street name is either Martin Luther Bling or Harriet Thugman....instant wetness, instant number, instant lay.  Just remember You're the BAAWWWSSSS....Your Welcome

-Matt