How to Get Rid Of The Clock Blocker: The Less Attractive Friend

Picture a typical weekend night when you walk into the bar, you order a drink and the creeping begins.  You look around and you notice a lot of girl twosomes, we've all seen this situation at the bars/clubs,  the two chicks together hanging out.  It usually consist of one girl being hot, and then we have the less attractive one or the "ugly friend".

Getting rid of this notorious cock blocker is a tough situation because your target will not want to leave her friend or make her friend feel left out.  So naturally you will walk up to your target and try to talk to her; 1 of 2 things will happen, your target will ignore you so she doesn't leave her friend standing alone or the cock blocker will pull your target away and will be a bitch toward you making snub comments, you may get a few words in but trust me with the ugly friend being there you wont get far.  So before you walk over and talk to the hottie, let the disarming begin.

You will have to first talk to the cock blocker and recruit her and make her be on your side by making a connection, once on your side she will let her guard down, not only will she not cock block you, she will help you pick her friend up.  To do this follow this simple conversation starter..

Go up the the cock blocker, pick a random name in your head...lets use Mary(since its a ugly name)

now to make things easy I'll just write in script format.

Guy: (talking to the ugly cockblocker chick) Hi! Mary?
Cockblocker: Ummmmmm, no.
Guy: I'm sorry, you just look so much like Mary, my buddy Frank's ex.
Cockblocker: Really?
Guy: Yeah, it's too bad he's not here right now. He'd totally be all over you. He's one of those guys who always seems to date the same type of people, you know?
Cockblocker: Yeah, sure! (probably giggling at this point)
Guy: Frank's one of those guys. He's a real good-looking guy and always has all these chicks after him, but the girls he dates always have the same look.
Cockblocker: (probably smiling and giggling again)
Guy: So...what kind of guys do you go for?
Cockblocker: Smart, funny, tall, brown hair (who the fuck cares?)
Guy: (looking surprised) That’s weird, sounds a lot like Frank! Except for the smart part! (laughing) I should definitely introduce the two of you. Why don’t you give me your number?
Cockblocker: (gives you her phone number. You win…she’s not a cockblocker anymore.)
Guy: (turns attention to the hot chick)

Cock Block now fully disarmed.  Yes this will work, trust me the ugly friend will not want to piss you off because your "hooking her up" with your friend "Frank" and she doesn't want to risk that chance especially if she doesnt have too many guys picking her up in the first place.  For your target you also reek the benefits of the Frank story, because she too will not want to ruin her friends chances of meeting "Frank", this makes you the "key" to meeting "Frank".  

The ugly friend will help you hook up with your target, this in casing her in your good graces, trying to win bonus points.  She will do this by laughing at your stupid jokes and telling her friend how cute you are, all while fantasizing about the double date you all will share in the future.

And for some odd reason you want to start a long term relationship with this girl (lets not kid ourselves), and her friend starts to question if frank is real, just tell her Frank was really looking forward to meeting her, but he and his ex-girlfriend just got back together and he doesn't want to mess it up this time..Win, win


-Matt