Monday, August 9, 2010

Vinny's Guide to Getting Laid within an Hour

Vinny saw our blog on Facebook and wrote this post on a member of our street crew's Facebook wall verbatim. Sounds like a fuckin Guido to me but he's kind of funny, and let's be honest, what girl can resist a charming Guido?    - M. Night Thunder ....


"Next time you go out with your bro guys,

...-Rock a Yankee hat, real low. (preferably World Champions, slut broads dont like fuckin losers)

-Gotta rock the Body Heat. ( 4 spritz's kid, left wrist right wrist neck and chest)

-Talk shit about the boyfriend.

-Move in on her friends.

-Pick a borough that you grew up in. any 5, doesnt matter. Brag about it. Tawk like a shithead

-Drink Heineken, cannot stress this enough.

-Get creepy and close.

-Break it down on the floor, get a little filthy

-Lean in real slow, bite her fuckin ear, "lets get out of here"

DONE"

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