Guy: “Would you like to dance?” Girl: “Yea sure id love to dance” Guy: “I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said ‘you look fat in those pants’.”

I'm out in town mostly every night, and the one thing I see a lot of are guys striking out faster than Micheal Jordan at the plate.  Its not because of their lame pickup lines, or their creepiness, its that "nice guy" attitude.

What is a "nice guy" you may ask?  Its basically giving a girl a compliment or giving a nice gesture to her like "you are beautiful" or  "If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib".  Its the guy you see buying her a drink right after meeting her (women instantly lose respect) or asking about something stupid like her interests. Have you ever heard of the song "nice guys finish last" by Green Day?  Its a scientific fact don't be the nice guy.

So you want to know how to get the girl?  Lets go over what we've learned so far.  If you want to pick up a girl being "nice" your just preparing yourself for failure and its going to get you no where.  Instead girls love the guy that treats them like shit or doesn't give them the time of day, right?  Now let me spit some wisdom to all the fellas out there; instead of using the "hey your cute, wanna dance?" pickup line, you should say "Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?".  Say that to the actual girl you want to get with and she will get instantly hooked.  You will be on this girls mind all night guaranteed.  Upon meeting a girl constantly use the words "don't flatter yourself" after everything she says.  Also try these babies, "I'm trying to imagine you with a personality",  "What ever kind of look you were going for, you missed", and my favorite "I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good".

Treating a girl like crap is the only way to her heart, I have way to many girl friends that talk to guys at bars and when my friends walk away I always ask what was wrong?  They always reply "well he seemed nice buttt", I always act surprised but inside I know they're being a typical chick.  Take it form my man 2-Pac "Bitches ain't shit"  So treat that hottie by the bar like crap and you'll get her number.

-Matt