Top 10 Ways to Know she is playing Hard to Get

10. She says you look like her brother (in a completely sexual non-incestual way)


9. She asks you to buy her a drink, and then stops talking to you (buy her a 2nd and 3rd – 3rd one’s the  
    charm!)

8. She tells you she is a lesbian (a girl who likes girls, nice!)

7. The phone number she gives you starts with 555 (she lives in Hollywood!)

6. She calls a guy friend over to act like her boyfriend (shes trying to make you jealous, it only makes you try
    harder)

5. She tells you to f off (she meant to say ‘me’ instead of ‘off’)

4. She spits her drink in your face (her telling you if you want it, you have to work for it)

3. She gives you a palm strike to the groin (tough love)

2. She breaks a beer bottle, points it at you, and tells you not to come any closer or else… (if this doesn’t
    turn you on, nothing will)

1. She tries to run you over with her car in the parking lot (she’s a feisty one!)


      - M. Night Thunder