Do you ever wake up on a Sunday afternoon (my case a Monday through Sunday afternoon) and go “why did I just drink so much? And spend all that money? And stay up so late?" And ask "what are these stains on my jeans? And insisted that you are famous on the internet?" Thought "why do I have a condom on with a picture of Mimi Bobeck from Drew Carey in hand? And have a good hour or two you simply cannot remember?”..Don't lie, those are definitely the first thoughts that come to mind...Well, just won my third happy hour in two months...this will be my 30th happy hour attending in the past three. I've attended 30 of these things? Casue for a CELEBRATION! My liver probably hates me and since I only have one of these things I should probably quit while I'm ahead.....Pffffff yea right, lets be real that's why people have kids right?..for their organs...so here I come Mcfaddens baby organs and all.
-Matt
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